MY BROTHER While Kerruishy was gardening in Hathern
Some thought it was a total eclipse
But Mark had just taken his top off
And blocked out the sun with his tits.

Alan Titchmarsh he definately isn't
But what he is I just don't know
Well at least while he's helping out digging
It saves Limby getting a scarecrow.

With hair that looks like a haystack
And a body that resembles jelly
He's a dead ringer for Worzel Gummidge
Except for his much bigger belly.